Planning a medically-themed event and need entertainment? Want rave reviews from your attendees? How would you like entertainment that's all about health care and will get your dance floor rockin'?  With a show to fit almost any budget, Gary Cozine is a great choice for conferences, hospital galas, fundraisers and medical sales meetings. For smaller audiences, Gary's solo show of carefully crafted parodies will have your attendees clapping and singing along. If you're planning a larger event, Gary with his backing band, The Scrub Tops, puts on a show that is a blend of always topical medical humor and awesome dance music. They'll get your audience laughing and then get them dancing--even the guy who never dances.

Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetist and founder of the Laryngospasms, Gary Cozine has been crafting medically-themed parodies for over twenty years. With three albums, a music video that has over ten million hits on YouTube and performances across the country to his credit, Gary can make your medically themed event truly memorable with parodies like, "Waking Up Is Hard To Do" , "Taking Care's Our Business", "The Glove Shack" and "Restart My Heart".

If your event needs a dance band, the Scrub Tops will take over the floor with classic hits and the best of today's music. Susanne, Sarah and Molly will keep your audience on their feet until the last song. 

So if you are organizing a medically-themed event that would benefit from a combination of humor and great music, consider Gary. With or without the Scrub Tops, he delivers an unforgettable evening of comedy and upbeat music that will have your attendees giving you rave reviews...

"I simply can't say enough about Gary and The Scrub Tops. His act was both fun and witty. A true entertainer, he kept the crowd dancing and set the stage for an enjoyable evening. I was so impressed by his ability to tailor his songs to our organization, he even created an new parody for our work. I highly recommend Gary and his crew to entertain at any event, really. They are so much fun! Even the non-medical audience members enjoyed their act. Thanks, Gary!"
Sarah Marjane, MPH
Executive Director

Check out the videos of Gary and The Scrub Tops and see why they are a great choice if you want to inject a dose of fun into your event.

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New Video Project Underway 

Gary has a new video project underway, a new music video, "Splish, Splash, She Was Having A Flash". Casting is underway. Crew is being assembled. Shooting should be finished by early May, with the final video published by June. With a nod to Bobby Darin, this song explores the complex thermoregulatory system of ladies of a certain age, among whom Gary counts his wife and nearly all his female friends. "I know it's a fine line to walk," Gary said. "Hot flashes are a sensitive subject. But there are aspects that are kind of funny, and I just couldn't leave it alone."

Splish, splash, she was having a flash
She woke me up at quarter to three
The covers were a flapping', the dog he was a yappin'
And then I had to get up to pee
When I came out, the window's opened wide
The lights were all on and cars were pulling up outside
Splish, splash, she was having a flash
And then I hear downstairs that there's a party going on?

The big party scene is scheduled to be shot early May, cast and crew all lined up. The finished video should be edited and posted by June.

Gary and The Scrub Tops have an agent.... 

Susan Guzzetta, well known and regarded booking agent, is now representing Gary and The Scrub Tops. Susan is known throughout the speaking industry for her enthusiasm and professionalism, and she represents some of the biggest names in the business. This is a big step for the band. Check out Susan's website at